Heidi Montag to Guest Host The View

Posted on 24. Sep, 2009 by Free Britney in Celebs

The Hills star Heidi Montag will be guest hosting The View on October 1, occupying the seat of Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who remains on maternity leave.

While the Republican Heidi should fit in well as the panel’s resident conservative, we can’t help but wonder if The View has ever heard Heidi speak.

When she and husband Spencer Pratt last appeared on the show in spring, she described herself as a modern day Mother Teresa. Apt comparison.

Since then, she has gone on to …

• Twitter about Jesus 9-10 times per day on average
• Take a trip to Mexico, a.k.a. “pig flue [sic] country”
• Shamelessly promote the “classy” Heidi Montag nude spread in Playboy, where she talked about Spencer giving her 20-30 orgasms a day.
• Appear on NBC’s I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, causing much drama and instigating a feud with Al Roker when he called Speidi out.
• “Perform” (term used loosely) at Miss Universe, after which Spencer still compared her to Michel Jackson despite her unabashed sucking.

Sounds like the perfect guest host to us!

Heidi Montag is adding View guest host to her resume. A resume that mostly includes posing nude and whoring for attention. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Also guest hosting on the daytime gab-fest will be Lisa Ling (October 5-6), Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz (October 8), The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco (October 13) and American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi (October 15).

Source: Jennifer Aniston is “Fragile,” Bursts Into Tears Thinking of Brad Pitt

Posted on 24. Sep, 2009 by Free Britney in Celebs

She’s obviously gonna die alone.

She’s even pregnant, according to some.

Now Jennifer Aniston is “bursting into tears” in her trailer while filming in New York after filming scenes that “remind her of Brad Pitt,” a source said.

The unlucky-in-love actress was late coming out of her trailer while filming The Bounty with Gerard Butler a few weeks ago, and an assistant who went to fetch Aniston told the New York Post that the star was in tears, pleading:

“I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me.”

Jennifer Aniston pulled herself together and managed to smile when she eventually emerged. She really hides her heartache and desperation well.

Jen’s neutral expression belies devastation. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The on-set insider added, “While she enjoyed flirting with Gerard on set and put a brave face on every day, privately she is still extremely fragile.”

Since Bratt Pitt dumped her back in 2005, Aniston has been involved with Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and John Mayer, and linked to Bradley Cooper, Aaron Eckhart and Butler. Nevertheless, she can’t seem to shake the lonely-girl label.

“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with life,’ so be it,” she told Elle, then complained she was misquoted.

Aniston’s spokesman says the story about her crying in the trailer is “simply ridiculous … it never happened.” But why should we believe that, when we have sources with no names who don’t even know her telling us otherwise? Huh?

Rumored Couple Alert: Milo Ventimiglia and Jaimie Alexander

Posted on 24. Sep, 2009 by Free Britney in Celebs

Milo Ventimiglia and Jaimie Alexander have supposedly coupled up, according to reports. They sure would make a cute couple if the rumors are true!

Milo, 32, previously dated his bad show’s co-star Hayden Panettiere. Hayden has since been linked to Steve Jones, Harry Morton and Kevin Connolly.

Not exactly a step up from a stud muffin like the Heroes star.

Asked about Milo’s possible new girlfriend, a THG source said “he has a couple of things going on.” We assume one of those things to be Jaimie.

Are Milo and Jaimie a cute item? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Jaimie Alexander, 25, is most popular for her role as cloned human Jessi XX on the sci-fi show Kyle XY. She was also just cast opposite Chris Hemsworth in the upcoming superhero flick Thor as one of the thunder god’s loves.

Jaimie will play Sif, a skilled warrior. After the Thor news was announced, Milo tweeted Jaimie: “Congrats to @JaimieGirlXO, very well deserved.”

If he wrote that to her, they must be dating, right? Right!

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Police: Travolta Extortion Duo Caught on Video

Posted on 24. Sep, 2009 by Free Britney in Celebs

Extortion isn’t the kind of crime you generally associate with a smoking gun, but it looks like secret police videos may have nailed the alleged extortionists in the John Travolta case as they haggled over how much to bilk the star for.

Tarino Lightbourne and Pleasant Bridgewater were allegedly overheard demanding John Travolta’s lawyers pay millions in return for them not making public a document related to the treatment of his son Jett, who passed away in January.

Bridgewater, an attorney and former Bahamian Senator, was supposedly heard on tape demanding millions of dollars, while Lightbourne, a paramedic, is apparently outraged that Bridgewater demanded what he considered such a paltry sum.

His demand was exponentially higher than hers, law enforcement sources believe.

While it’s being reported that the pair allegedly demanded $25 million, TMZ sources say they finally agreed to $15 million. The extortion trial began this week.

Tarino Lightbourne and Pleasant Bridgewater: Some shady characters.

They believed Travolta would cough up the sum to keep private a document he signed releasing paramedics of liability and ordering his son flown to the U.S., rather than a hospital in the Bahamas, after he suffered a seizure.

However, Jett was ultimately taken to the hospital anyway, meaning these two idiots were trying to extort an eight-figure sum for basically nothing.

Lawyers for Bridgewater and Lightbourne will move to suppress the videos in which they allegedly haggle, on grounds they were illegally recorded.

An interesting wrinkle straight out of Days of Our Lives: One of the Bahamian cops in the sting was badly injured “under suspicious circumstances.”

The officer is thus is unable to testify.

John Travolta, who testified yesterday and acknowledged Jett’s autism for the first time, left the Bahamas but will return next week to complete testimony.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Offers Obvious Dieting Advice

Posted on 24. Sep, 2009 by Hilton Hater in Celebs

In order to lose weight, Kim Kardashian has totally sold out, signing on as a pitchwoman for QuickTrim, a ridiculous dieting cleanse.

Conversely, Jennifer Love Hewitt has taken an obvious path to weight loss. The actress, who caught fire for a bikini photo of herself last year, admits she’s insecure like everyone else.

“I’m a girl, after all! For the most part, I’m happy with my body, but there are days when I’m like, ‘Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?’ That’s when I say to myself, ‘I look this way because I’m supposed to. If we all looked the same, we’d be boring.’”

When those thoughts arise, Hewitt told Shape the steps she takes to dieting:

Eat Lunch. “Not that long ago, I went to this celebrity luncheon, and I was the only person in the room eating. The other girls looked at me like I hadn’t gotten the memo, but I was hungry! All of these girls were afraid that if someone saw them eating, it would be a disaster. It makes no sense at all.”

Talk to Yourself. “In the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like ‘You have really pretty eyes.’ That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence. It’s a feel-good protein shake in my back pocket in case someone messes with me that day.”

Eat well… like boyfriend Jamie Kennedy! He’s inspired me to improve my diet. He has a salad with every meal, plus lots of fruit, fish, and vegetables.”

Exercise. “Last summer we were in Monaco. Every morning we ran for 40 minutes through the streets of Monte Carlo. It was an amazing way to see the city. Now when we travel, we try to explore the places by running.”