Oct 28
This week on The Hills, Justin-Bobby continued to play mind games with Kristin, Holly got plastered again and Jayde Nicole went absolutely insane on Brody.
As always, The Hollywood Gossip editorial board looks back at back the previous night’s The Hills (as we do for The City) awarding and taking away points …
This week’s episode title comes from a text Justin sent Kristin after ditching her beach party, referring to her three strike rule. Yes, he wrote that. Minus 7.
Later, he surprises “boo” by showing up anyway. Plus 6, because like the naked guy on How I Met Your Mother, J-B’s unpredictability totally works on girls.
Kristin Cavallari sure overdoes the fake Valley Girl accent, over-pronouncing each syllable trying to sound ditzy. Liiiiiike, yaaaaaa, Bro-dayyyyyy. Minus 5.
HOT preview for New Moon during commercials! Plus 3.
Holly Montag says her true love is Jack. As in Daniel. Minus 4 for this dreadful cliche and being one of the sloppier drunks out there. We hope she’s acting.
Despite being wrapped around Justin’s finger, Kristin admits she has feelings for Bro-dayyyyyy. Ahh, there’s nothing like a freshly contrived love triangle. Plus 2.
Speaking of Brody’s love life, either MTV’s editors want to sabotage Jayde Nicole, or she is rapidly becoming mentally unbalanced. Jealous much. Jayde? Minus 6.
Random dude off-camera: “What is up with Holly?” Great question. Plus 9.
Team Enzo! Plus 7, because even Spencer Pratt is warming to his adorable little neighbor. He tries, but can’t even pretend to hate him anymore. It’s kind of cute.
For the love of G*d, what the hell is Holly wearing at Speidi’s!? Minus 4. Is The Hills secretly a cult where you have to drop 25 pounds and get plastic surgery?
Concerned Heidi Montag tells her troubled, drunk sis that she would, like, do anything for her (going to her b-party without a fee notwithstanding). Plus 6. B!tch.
Obligatory Minus 5 for Kristin not being Lauren Conrad. Are we really supposed to care about this girl and become invested in all her personal drama? Fail.
For the Love of Ray J preview during commercials! Plus 3.
TOTAL: +5! SEASON TOTAL: +43! We’re still having a hard time caring about Kristin in any way, but at least Holly, Jayde and Justin are total loose cannons.
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Holly Montag celebrated her 26th Birthday party at Empire Hollywood in L.A. Saturday, a get-together that ended with Stephanie Pratt arrested for DUI.
An interesting subplot? The absence of Speidi, a.k.a. Heidi Montag (Holly’s younger sister) and her husband, loathesome PR mastermind Spencer Pratt.
It made little sense that the gruesome twosome wouldn’t be on hand (and makes even less that they have not commented on Stephanie’s arrest since).
Well, according to reports, Heidi Montag was invited, but was a no-show. The reason? No one was willing to pony up cash for her to come. No freebies!
“Holly wished her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party, but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid,” an insider said. “I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn’t even show up without a fee. That’s disgusting.”
Would it surprise you if Heidi wanted to be paid to associate with Holly?
The evening did get some publicity, however, as the b-day girl’s BFF and The Hills star Stephanie Pratt was arrested on suspicion of a DUI after leaving.
The 23-year-old She-Pratt has a prior criminal record, having been arrested in Hawaii on both second-degree theft and drug violations back in 2006.
“She usually doesn’t drive to parties and is always really careful,” an insider said. “Her mother is devastated, she is with her at home trying to lay low.”
Ironically, Holly’s drinking problem was the focal point of Tuesday’s The Hills.
Neither Spencer or Heidi has commented on Stephanie’s incident. Moreover, Speidi issued a denial of the above story, but only through their rep.
The rep said Heidi wanting to get paid to come is “absolutely not true.” That’s it. No hilarious statement from Spencer himself. Something is amiss.
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Last night on The Hills, Justin-Bobby cast his familiar spell over both Kristin and Audrina, while Holly Montag was enraptured by something else toxic: Alcohol.
As always, The Hollywood Gossip looks back the previous night’s episode of The Hills (as we do for The City) awarding and taking away points as we see fit …
Kristin Cavallari’s dad on Brody Jenner: “Is he still in love with himself?” Plus 4.
Kristin on Brody and Jayde Nicole: “They’re one of those couples that’s either all over each other in public or screaming and breaking up.” So true! Plus 3.
Audrina Patridge hangs out with Justin’s buddy Derek, who notes that Audrina and Justin were off-and-on for four years. Four years! Belated Minus 7.
Reflecting on Justin ditching her at Brody’s, Kristin insists she’s gonna make him work for it. Her annoying hair flipping tells us this is untrue. Minus 5.
Holly Montag gets plastered at Brent Bolthouse’s Photo Exhibit. Plus 11 for leaving even Spencer speechless, and Plus 2 more for Holly’s classic drunk-girl line: “Like, I feel like every second of my life is the greatest second of my life!”
Obligatory Minus 2 for Stephanie Pratt’s awful plastic surgery, but Plus 9 for the irony of her commenting on Holly’s drinking problem when just last Sunday, Stephanie got arrested for DUI … after Holly’s wild birthday party!
Spencer calls Holly the “girl version of Spencer Pratt” in referencing her drinking too much. Still, you can tell he kind of means it as a compliment. Plus 3.
Holly Montag arrives at Speidi’s intervension and orders a margarita in the first five seconds. Perhaps a Mexican restaurant wasn’t the best venue. Plus 5.
Justin-Bobby cooks Kristin dinner and half-heartedly apologizes for flaking on Brody’s party. Naturally, Kristin’s defenses (and pants) drop. He disposes of his shirt, they meander into the bedroom and bone. Absolutely pathetic. Minus 5.
For whatever reason, Audrina meets Justin-Bobby for drinks. He says nothing compares to her and that he and Kristin aren’t together. He says she should hang out with Derek again. She agrees. Absolutely beyond pathetic. Minus 10.
TOTAL: +8! SEASON TOTAL: +38! The Hills thrives on such things, but a Justin-Bobby love triangle is hard to be enthralled by. We can’t believe we’re saying this, but more Speidi! Hopefully Stephanie’s DUI was caught on tape.
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Heidi Montag skipped her sister’s birthday party because they wouldn’t pay her. You read that correctly. Heidi wanted an appearance fee to show up at her sister Holly’s birthday party Saturday and the club promoters wouldn’t give it to her. Heidi refused to attend.
More pictures of Heidi after the diss…
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Spencer Pratt talks to the wrong sister about her drinking! In previews for The Hills, Spencer and wife Heidi Montag are talking to Holly Montag about her out of control behavior and wild drinking. Ha! It was Spencer’s sister Stephanie that landed a DUI when leaving Holly’s party. How’s that for KARMA!
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